Two Ton Teddy's isn't feeling well and just could die. The monstrosity of uber libtardism appears to have an enzyme problem. Let's all pray for Teddy...and no fingers crossed please. Hehe...sure hope he makes it. Should gigantic Teddy not make it...will his family qualify for extra carbon credits due to Teddy's humongous carbon foot print? Look at the green side too. Just think of the trees that will be saved because of the incredible amount of toilet paper it takes to wipe big Teddy's ass. Let's not overlook fuel savings either. Imagine what it takes to cart Teddy's big fat ass around Washington, not to mention what it cost the taxpayer to recharge his battery operated mobility scooter. Why...should Teddy die, we could send enough food to feed 1/3 of the planet's starving population...think about it. Ya know...this world might be a better place without Teddy because fat asses do cause global warming.
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